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Hmmm…should I get a guest blogger for the guest blogger?

Some friends invited my daughter and I to go to St. Augustine for the weekend. So I’m leaving later this afternoon to go camping. Yes. Camping. In a tent. If you knew me, you would know to begin hysterical laughing right now… okay, enough already (I am not made of steel! sniff!).

I have my suspicions that they only invited me to go with them for purely comedy relief. You know the camping trip at the end of the Parent Trap movie (the good one, not the Lindsey Lohan one)? Where they take the witchy wannabe stepmom with them on their trip and she’s so clueless about outdoor life that she’ll believe anything they say? Yeah well that’s me minus the witchy wannabe stepmom part. Those FIVE years in Girl Scouts did nothing for me.

The funniest thing? I am going to take my three and half year old terror. When I told her we were going camping. Her big blue eyes widened and she smiled real big and said, “Yay! Camping! … What’s that?” (Yeah, that’s my girl.)

Who knows though? Ya’ll might not be done with me yet (so stop being relieved!). I might post something on Monday… if you’re lucky!

If you’re going to do a hunger strike…

Do it right! I’m sure you’ll all be relieved to know that Saddam Hussein has ended his hunger strike… after one meal. Turns out he just didn’t like the fish. Yes I am sure you were like me, waiting on pins and needles to see how long his strike would last. Would he make it for a week? Two weeks? Would he last a month?

Honestly the tension of thing was really getting too much for me.