Why Would She Admit It???
A freelance writer is suing celebrated author Stephen King because she claims to be the real Annie Wilkes from King’s best-seller "Misery."
That’s according to a report Tuesday posted on "Celebrity Justice" online, which obtained a copy of the lawsuit filed by Anne Hiltner of New Jersey.
According to "Celebrity Justice," Hiltner claims "invasion of privacy" in the suit because the book’s main character, "Psycho Nurse Wilkes," is a caricature of her.
Why would she admit this? Hmmmm…she also says the psychic nurse in King’s Animal Kingdom is based on her, claimed King’s "Riding the Bullet" was stolen from her brother’s manuscript and King plagerized her own writings for Misery. Ah….perhaps claiming she’s Annie Wilke’s *isn’t* so far off the mark!
Did He Get Gastric Bypass, or Just Stop Eating McRibs?
Ronald McDonald has joined the diet craze, among the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Randy Jackson: "Ronald McDonald, the colorful frontman for the fast food chain, will be slimming down in a new ad campaign that the company says is aimed at promoting a healthier lifestyle."
"To keep up with this active lifestyle, Ronald McDonald went shopping and picked out a whole new wardrobe. These new outfits complement his fun, energetic style," said Rogovin.
Ronald’s new threads include a warm-up suit, basketball, soccer, football uniforms, and a tuxedo for formal events. He will keep his red shoes. The streamlined version of Ronald is aimed at promoting a healthier lifestyle, company officials said.
Okay, it doesn’t matter to me. Obese or healthy, Ronald McDonald is scary. There’s just something about those evil clown eyes and pale complexion that gets me every time. Gulp. :::shiver:::
Why, Daddy, Why?
NEW YORK — No, illusionist-comic Penn Jillette of the Las Vegas duo Penn & Teller isn’t pulling a trick on this time: He and his wife have given their baby a name you probably haven’t heard before.
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette was born on Friday.
Jillette said they "chose her middle name because when she’s pulled over for speeding she can say, ‘But officer, we’re on the same side. My middle name is CrimeFighter.'’
He didn’t give an excuse her first name, Moxie.
Okay "Moxie CrimeFighter" is one of the most stupid names I’ve ever heard, but I’ll cut him a little slack…at least he didn’t name her APPLE.
Celebrity Breath Up for Auction (um, who cares?)
An enterprising celebrity spotter is offering fans the chance to buy a jar of fresh air allegedly breathed by stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for close to $US15,000 (now currently over $200,000).
"Be the first to own this jar of celebrity air, which may contain air molecules that came in direct contact with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt," the seller’s statement said on eBay.
Here’s the auction listing. People are flippin’ nuts.
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