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March 7th, 2006

Two Hours of ‘24′

Oh my. Two hours of 24 tonight…and things were absolutely nuts! I couldn’t swear by it, but I think I had a couple of heart palpitations. No, really…

I can’t believe that President Weaselboy would sell out his wife - telling a high ranking RUSSIAN official that she was mental. I’m sure it’s all for the sake of security. I think that’ll come back to bite him in the butt later.

Whose that VP anyway? Who does he think he is? When is the *real* president ever going to wake up from his coma….or did I miss something between the crash and now? We need someone who can *REALLY* be in charge.

Holy crap - Jack shot the evil corporate guy’s wife in the leg! And RoboCop didn’t care. What a jerk. I bet he never got her that ring she wanted for Christmas either. Bastard! But did you see the look on his face when he realized Jack was alive….again? Woo hoo!

Wow…the chick from Pulp Fiction and her slimy boyfriend got whacked. Who would have ever thought they’d get $20k for a keycard…they must have been on drugs or something…

Okay - so Aaron came in to see the first lady - did she hand him something? Or was she really trying to get some, um, comfort from him? Leave it up to Mike to interrupt. But he does get the first lady and her man slave back together. Hopefully she can kick some ass in high places (sooper sekrit hint…VEEP…get RID of that guy!).

Good to see Tony up and about….sad to see him learn about Michelle. Poor guy! But it’s stuff like this that gets him motivated to beat the crap out of people. I see him being a major player….and soon!

Kim’s back….and she brought Ponyboy with her. Dayum….he needs to put on a few pounds, dye his hair lighter brown and get rid of the goatee. Or put a bag over his head? I can’t believe I had a crush on that guy back in 8th grade. Or that Kim’s dating him. Chase was much more of a catch, but apparently he didn’t know how to talk to a woman. This guy had to get a degree to do just that. All the guys are drooling about Kim, and I’m sure they didn’t even see Ponyboy. Now they gotta do it for Jackky…ahem.

Sam-not-so-wise finally got up the nerve to tell the man that his Pulp Fiction druggie of a sister had stolen his CTU access card. But guess what…too late. What a stupid idiot. Hey, at least 60% of CTU was saved. 40% of their team was lost, and half of that was Edgar. It was kind of good to see Chloe cry. She really does have a heart…or was that just her allergies kicking in?

Favorite line from Chloe (when talking to Kim about Jack) “…so cut him some slack.” HA! That’s our girl Chloe!

I hate that Edgar died….all because he was checking on the sexy girl that was being written off the show. Edgar - priorities, priorities.

Wow….this was amazing, but it looks like I’ll need to get some heart medication for the next one…even the previews had my heart skipping beats - and it wasn’t even because Jack looks especially hot. Heh.

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Mohammed the unmerciful said:

Great review! I was busy, so I taped the show. Now I won't have to watch it.

07.03.06 um 11:36 am


Mohammed the unmerciful said:

On your advice, I finally watched the tape. One thing: I can't figure all the fuss they make with the in-house chemical interrogation. Jack could have done the same job out in the field with only a washtub full of water, saving valuable time. I shouted at the screen, but Jack wouldn't listen, and now they are all in a jam.

09.03.06 um 3:57 pm


Merri said:

A washtub of water...a lamp cord...a number 2 pencil, for that matter. He doesn't need the guy with the suitcase. :-) They should have listened to you...but I think it was in the script...truly I do. Heheheheheheheheh

10.03.06 um 2:11 am


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