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Oh, Tookie!

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I’m for the death penalty, even when death row inmates "turn their life around" or "change their life to do good" and so on.  Key word in both of those phrases?  LIFE.  Do Tookie’s victims have the opportunity to live their lives?  No…he decided to take that away from them.  So….his punishment will fit the crimes he commited, no matter the "good things" he has done since then.  It took him to get caught and convicted to change - if he had gotten away with his crimes, he’d probably either be dead already or still out there murdering people.  His "change of heart" won’t give back the lives of those he killed.

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So, in true conservative, eeeeeevil fashion, and because my hubby got a song in my head that I now can’t get out, I decided to write some lyrics befitting of this occasion, sung to the tune of "Hey Mickey!" (oh…and don’t think I’m alone….check out this and this and this and this…and there’s more where that came from!)

“Oh, Tookie!”

Oh, Tookie, your fans whine

They whine so much they blow my mind

Hey, Tookie

Hey, Tookie

*

Oh, Tookie, your fans whine

They whine so much they blow my mind

Hey, Tookie

Hey, Tookie

*

Oh, Tookie, your fans whine

They whine so much they blow my mind

Hey, Tookie

Hey, Tookie

*

You’ve been jailed for years

And that’s a little long

Your fans think you are right

But I think they’ve got it wrong

Why can’t you say goodnight

So the families can go home, Tookie

*

‘Cause when the jury says you “will”

Your appeal say that you “won’t”

You’re givin’ us the chills, Tookie

Please, Tookie don’t

Why can’t you leave the tax dollars alone, Tookie?

*

Oh, Tookie, what a pity

You don’t understand

You killed all those people

And thought you had the upper hand

Oh, Tookie, you’re so guilty

Can’t you understand

It’s guys like you, Tookie

Oh, what you do, Tookie, do, Tookie

Don’t burn in hell, Tookie

*

Now when you capped them did you think

”Who’s ever gonna know?”

I bet you care right now

Or is it all for show?

Punishment fits the crimes

Arnie said it’s time to go, Tookie

*

You’ve done a few good things

Since you have been in jail

But it don’t excuse your crimes

Perhaps this levels out the scales?

But I suspect it never will, Tookie

*

Oh, Tookie, what a pity

You don’t understand

You killed all those people

And thought you had the upper hand

Oh, Tookie, you’re so guilty

Can’t you understand

It’s guys like you, Tookie

Oh, what you do, Tookie, do, Tookie

Don’t burn in hell, Tookie

*

Oh, Tookie, your fans whine

They whine so much they blow my mind

Hey, Tookie

Hey, Tookie

*

Oh, Tookie, what a pity

You don’t understand

You killed all those people

And thought you had the upper hand

Oh, Tookie, you’re so guilty

Can’t you understand

It’s guys like you, Tookie

Oh, what you do, Tookie, do, Tookie

Don’t burn in hell, Tookie

[repeat 2xs more]


Vince Aut Morire linked with The Oh Tookie Chorus
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The Oh Tookie Chorus

Following up to this, this, and this, oh, and this.

Oh, and this and this too.