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LOSER AWARD: Flame on, Fool!

Nope. Criminals aren’t dumb. Not at all…

TWO RIVERS, Wis. (AP) - An 18-year-old man was severely burned Thursday after he lit a flame while trying to steal gasoline from a riding lawnmower. He and another 18-year-old man were in a Town of Two Rivers shed early Thursday, trying to extract the fuel from the mower.

Yes…lit a flame while trying to extract [steal] gas from a mower.

At one point, they decided they needed more light, so one of them ignited burning materials, according to Manitowoc County Sheriff’s Inspector Gregg Schetter. The gasoline then exploded, Schetter said.

Not the best prepared, are they? Anyone ever heard of a FLASHLIGHT moron? Didn’t you know it was DARK in the middle of the night?!? Oh, well. If there weren’t such STUPID people out there I’d have even less to write about!

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