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September 17th, 2007

A Memo from the Desk of God to Ernie Chambers

To: Senator Ernie Chambers-NE

From: The Desk of God

Subj: Thou hast sued Me
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Ernie Chambers, Senator from Nebraska, it has been brought to My attention that thou hast sued me. Why hast thou forsaken Me?

Thou accuseth Me…

…“of making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent.”

Thou hast stated I…

…caused, “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like.”

I recalleth the “terrifying tornado” of 1975, and how I spared thou from death. Doest thou have selective memory, Senator Ernie Chambers?

Thou hast also stated I…

…caused, “calamitous catastrophes resulting in the wide-spread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants including innocent babes, infants, children, the aged and infirm without mercy or distinction.”

Senator Chambers, thou hast stated that I did not respond to multiple requests of contact and that I did not respond to your call of “Come out, come out, wherever you are.” Senator Chambers, reaching me is possible just by folding your hands in prayer. How soon thou forgets the numerous prayers sent up to Me regarding the elimination of term limits. That was thou, was it not?

Lastly, thou hast stated the Lord your God…

…“has manifested neither compassion nor remorse, proclaiming that Defendant “will laugh” when calamity comes.

Senator Chambers, thou hast uttered a partial truth in your statement. I will, indeed, “laugh” when your term limit commeth to an end.

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5 Comments »
Bob said:

BRAVO!
I believe Senator Chambers provides one more piece of evidence to show God does have a sense of humor.
Nice to see you posting again.

18.09.07 um 12:26 pm


Wild Thing said:

Soooooo good! LOL I love this.

18.09.07 um 6:31 pm


Beth said:

A STATE SENATOR did this? :shock:

Who elected this clown?!

18.09.07 um 6:41 pm


ConservativeBelle said:

Your letter of response is great. I found a great audio montage of the deranged senator and placed it on my post about this yesterday. You will get a kick out of it.

19.09.07 um 4:22 am


Merri said:

Bob....thanks! As long as something gets my interest, I'll be here!

Beth....YES, a State Senator did this. Did he get elected by me? HELL NO! There's a long history behind this guy...he wears cut up sweatshirts as well. He has been elected over and over by his followers, but he's looking at an end due to term limits. You can click over to Conservative Belle's site and get a good idea who Ernie Chambers is with that audio montage...HAHAHAH!

19.09.07 um 8:06 am


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