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Paging Pit Bull Owners

If any of my readers have a really vicious dog, pit bull, rottweiller, whatever. I’d like to borrow it please.

You see, I’m thinking of strapping this beast down, placing a juicy steak at the junction of the femurs and pelvis, and letting your dog go to town:

Police said in court papers that the mother had used a sharp instrument to cut off the boy’s genitals. The instrument was not identified.

Katherine “The Dachsund Did It” Nadal, Dog Food

And I don’t care about the drugs in her system. That bullshit excuse doesn’t fly around here, so don’t even try to bring it with me.

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